Saturday, May 20, 2006

Them What Drive Cars

Have you ever noticed that real smart people, as in degree. Like PhD, or BS, or BA. When hurtling down the highway in their 2.5 ton foreign automobile. Become suddenly devoid of gray matter? I mean when the road is wet is there a reason the BMW must be 3.3 feet from the bumper of the car in front? And just what is the reason that one simply must drive at 2.3 times faster than the posted speed? What's up with that?

Egor has given this some thought and has come up with a novel idea. Since a valid drivers license is no guarantee that a body actually knows how to drive a motor vehicle. Why not just stop issuing drivers licenses? They could be phased out over a period of time. The DMV folks could retire and no replacements would be hired. Think of the savings, no more grumpy "I'd rather be fishing" counter bunnies to deal with. No need for government to collect more money because - no employees. In fact no paper work to deal with, no shiny little stickers, no stamps, no "look I'm in prison" id pictures.

Everyone could drive a car. Then when those that don't know how to drive blast into things and do themselves in. Well now, Darwin, clearing out the Gene pool?

Sounds good to us.

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