All Sea Food Must Die - Part III

Here is a link to the latest thing I can find about the Oregon coast dead zone. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/08/060812155855.htm Of particular note is the presumption that no other cause could contribute to this. So they aren't looking at changes in the temperatures of the sea floor or the gases other than oxygen. Happy reading

Rethinking Cell Phones And Driving

Good old California is at it again. They want to ban talking on a cell phones and driving at the same time. The goal is in reducing accidents. Noble enough I suppose but in my opinion we need to rethink this.

Assuming that Darwin got it right, we should allow the practice of driving and talking on cell phones to continue. Why, you ask, would we want to do that? The answer Is simple enough, weed out the gene pool!.

Yes we are proposing that we use cell phones while driving to become rid of the idiots amongst us that can not drive and chew gum, or talk on cell phones, at the Same time. In this manor we will have smarter people driving, smarter voters voting, and (hopefully) smarter candidates running for elected office.

Another side effect of this would be encouraging the economy because all of those traffic tow trucks , embalmers, casket makers etc. Will have renewed business. Well, for a time anyhow.
Oregon uses a cousin to the cell phone while driving, rain. First rain of the season usually clears the gene pool a bit. While this seams a bit harsh just what do you call a person that crams on the breaks while tailgating the car in front at excessive speed. Cause smart it ain't.

So let the cell phone gene pool Liquidatorion begin!

That is how we see it!

Where Does The Comma Go?

I had a conversation with a friend about the English language and some of the things it does, or doesn't do. We both came to the conclusion that English is a germanic language with other language influences and easy it isn't.

For instance, take the comma. Just where does it go? In this sentence: "The quick brown fox jumped over the dead rotten log". We see no comma and the meaning is clear so now we insert a comma.
The, quick brown fox jumped over the dead rotten log. OR The quick, brown fox jumped over the dead rotten log. And then again The quick brown fox, jumped over the dead rotten log.
The meaning of the sentence seems to change with each insertion. But why stop with just one comma?

The, quick brown, fox jumped, over the dead, rotten log. Additional reading s can be achieved by placing the comma's in other places.

So we propose that congress abolish the comma or find a different substitute. This should bring that body of legislator's to a complete halt for some years to come.

As always that is how we see it.

A Day In Infamy - September 11, 2001

We pause as we remember the valiant, the announcing of that terrible day. A day when with malice of forethought and with no regard for human life. Pathological murders assaulted persons and family's that did them no harm, no harm at all.

While we remember the fallen we pay no respects to the perpertrators of this heinous crime. The have forgone all reasonable expectation of respect. Killing innoncent persons is just wrong.

Criminals need no remembrance, indeed while their deeds and the ones that they murdered are rememberd they, the very lowest of the low, deserve To be forgotten.

Oh No The Browser Looks Odd!

For the Browsing public I have posted links to both Netscape and Firefox. While Internet Explorer is used a lot, I noticed that this blog looks way better in anything but IE. Go figure. Good browsing.

To All Who Are Underpaid And Overworked

Happy Labor day, more so to those in the grocery business you have my condolences. Put your feet up, take another sip of cold cola. Know this though, the boss couldn't do your job or you would be working at something else.

Happy holiday.

All Sea Food Must Fry - Part II

Someone pointed me to this http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/06/us/06coast.html?ex=1312516800&en=e33d3103893381e1&ei=5088&partner which gives a more complete explanation of why the dead zone is there. There is not an explanation as to why the currents don't seem to carry this along though.