A Song For Star Wars Fans!

If your are a Star Wars Fan, this song is for you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4

Enjoy.

Egor

Drink Up! The End Of Drinking Coffee From A Pouch In space

When in space one is required to drink liquids from a pouch using a straw. That is until now. Follow the link below a marvel at drinking from a cup wile in space.

http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&q=drink+coffee+from+a+cup+in+space&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&resnum=4&ct=title#

Enjoy.

Egor

Invoke The Gray Matter!

For a little more thought on how the decisions of the people in power effect us all, we off a new blog, http://inthetrenches-egor.blogspot.com/
Great stuff.

Egor

Fun Stuff!

Now that the heady days of the national election are over, it is time to relax. We relax at http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/. A good place to go for a reality check.

Enjoy.

Egor

Pending Doom - Or You See It Comming

Sorry for the headline on this one, but given recent events is seems appropriate. If you want to know what Obama and Biden have in store for you. Look no further!

http://www.change.gov/

All up front and mostly not workable, did we learn nothing from the Carter years? apparently not.

That is our 2ed amendment rights for today.

Egor

Our View From The Trenches

According to the Unites States Constitution we, the people, are THE government. With the view to the election just passed, we, understand that the government is made up of really stupid people.

The new president elect is a democrat, by definition Democrats are liars. In fact, you have to go all the way back to Trueman to find a Democrat that isn't a liar. Johnson, Carter, FDR, Wilson, Clinton failed when it came to telling the truth.

When things go bad, and they will, I hope that the people that elected this person will own up to their evil.

That is our opinion.

Egor

How Smart Are You - Really?

Take the Smart test and find out if you are actually smart. The Smart test is located at http://www.flashbynight.com/test/, enjoy!

Egor

The Other Side Of Things

There is another like minded person on this planet. For all of us wanting something other than what the very liberal and biased media have to offer we suggest this blog link. http://jacklewis.net/weblog/

Good stuff comes in odd packages.

Egor

It Sucks To Be You! - A Poem!

It Sucks To Be You!

Our profuse apologies to Isham Jones and Gus Kahn.

It sucks to be you, it sucks to be you!
You called Tech support
They said control Alt Abort,
There is nothing we can do.
You bought ten thousand dollars of technology
You might as well throw it in the sea!
It sucks to be you, boo hoo, hoo hoo.
It sucks to be you

That’s how we see it.

Egor

Ask Not For Whom The Debt Tolls!

So we have a big financial mess brought about by our "friends in congress". A mess they do not wish to fix, but they really need to.

Read this article http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=email_en&refer=columnist_hassett&sid=aSKSoiNbnQY0 and then tell your congressman or woman to FIX YOUR MESS!!!!!.

Repete this mantra - democrats lie.

That is our second admendmant rights for today.

The Next Big Future

Look at what I found, interesting, odd stuff. Checkout the nuclear reactor and then wonder, how fast can Congress kill this good idea?

http://nextbigfuture.com/

Later.

Egor

A Little Lamb Poem

We offer an original poem by Sherman Lackey.

Mary had a little lamb,
And she named it Fred.
This was just three weeks before,
Lightening struck it dead!

September is half over, less than four months before Christmas.

Egor

Same Old Slop

My master is reading a good book, "A Godly Hero" by Michael Kazin. Here is what my master has learned so far.

The general election of 1896 a single person advocated, among other things.

• Cheeping the money supply, to give lower wage earners more money.
• Graduated Income tax, to rob the rich.
• Arbitration among nations, to settle differences in lieu of going to war.

The result is, after filtering through the administrations of Wilson, Roosevelt, Truman, Kennedy, Johnson, Carter, and Clinton:

• Cheeping of the money supply drives up the cost of living and inflation. Hurting the people who work for a living. This makes rich people richer.
• Graduated income tax, gives an average income to people who refuse to work. If they were to work they would not need public money.
• Arbitration among nations to settle disputes, the UN does not work. This idea is as failed as that other great Democrat idea - Prohibition.

Remember, if it a Democrat it is against you.

Income Tax should not be greater, for anyone, than two percent. We do not need a national sales tax to provide government with more money that they waste.

We need to abandon the UN, this institution does not work, get rid of it.

Make the money supply more valuable, begin with not printing one dollar bills. Use the hard currency we already have.

That is our opinion.

Egor.

Star Warz Is A Fact

For all of you who said Regan was nuts and the Star Wars initiative would fail. Well you are wrong and my master told you so! Look at this http://blog.wired.com/defense/2008/07/spray-on-laser.html

Egor

A Reminder

As the Town Of Frisday Harbor Washington raises the Storm Water rate to $14.83. My master would like to remind the good people of Friday Harbor that he voted against the Storm Water ordenance. He knew this kind of excess would happen and wanted to be no part of it, ever.

Egor

Those Crafty Chinese

Those Crafty Chinese have an aircraft Carrier, why do they need one?

Chinesehttp://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.airforce.ru/aircraft/miscellaneous/carriers/Tbilisi.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1601320/posts&h=830&w=900&sz=223&hl=en&start=11&um=1&tbnid=Rxhcjyt-hIS1bM:&tbnh=135&tbnw=146&prev=/images%3Fq%3DVaryag%26gbv%3D2%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN

We say Sink it, Sink it NOW!

That i sour opinion.

Egor

Think Twice About Going Green!

Think Twice About Going Green!
The following is stolen from:
http://www.portlandtribune.com/news/story.php?story_id=121514997022988100

Bike alliance declares independence with ‘Gas Free Fridays’
So how long do you ELITIST ESDL bike riders have to ride to equal ZERO emissions?

Lets take a look at the pollution these bikes are responsible for a moment.

1. Giant factory makes earth mover to get the raw ore to make the steel the bike is made from. (we won't even go into how that factory came about)
2. Earth mover (diesel powered) digs raw ore out of ground.
3. Giant factory makes raw ore truck to get the raw ore to the steel mill. (also diesel powered)
4. Giant factory makes finished steel transport truck to get the finished steel from the mill to the bicycle manufacturing plant. (again diesel powered)
5. Bicycle manufacturing plant takes steel and makes bicycles for ELITIST ESDLS to ride. (won't even go into where the energy came from to operate the plant)
6. Now I guess that the ELITIST ESDLS think the tires tubes & bearings seat covering, oils and grease for the chain & bearings just appeared out of nowhere. (lets just assume they did)
7. Giant truck takes finished bicycles, shipped in a cardboard box, (OMG.. not from dead trees)to the boat docks (as the cheap ELITIST ESDLS) probably are riding "MADE IN CHINA" bikes.
8. Giant crane loads the containers on a giant ship to ship to America. (again where the hell did the ship and crane come from? (see #1) (Electric powered = Dead salmon from hydro electric power)
9. Giant ship sails across the Pacific to deliver the ELITIST ESDLS their new bikes. (heavy bunker oil powered)
10. See #8 Containers unloaded at Seattle, Wa docks
11. Containers loaded onto giant trucks and shipped to Portland, Or. to local warehouse. (see #1,2,3,4 for creation of these delivery trucks) (also diesel powered)
12. ELITIST ESDL goes to bike store to buy his "MADE IN CHINA" bicycle, (rides Trimet bus, again diesel powered see #1,2,3,4 of where the bus came from)
13. ELITIST ESDL orders bike from bike store, bike delivered in a cube van from warehouse to bike store. (Again see #1, 2,3,4 , again diesel powered)
14. ELITIST ESDL goes home to wait for his new "MADE IN CHINA" bike to arrive tomorrow. (again rides a Trimet Bus, Diesel powered)
15. ELITIST ESDL gets phone call indicating his bike is ready to pick up, (not even going to go into where the Cell phone came from!) (Again jumps on a Trimet Bus to ride to the bike store...Remember the Bus is Diesel powered!)
16. ELITIST ESDL arrives at the bike store and admires his new "MADE IN CHINA" bicycle and thinks to himself..... "Oh I am so green, when I ride my new NON-Polluting ZERO Emission bicycle I will be so cool with my peers!"
17. ELITIST ESDL leaves the bike store with his new "MADE IN CHINA" bicycle rides one block, blows a red light and gets flattened by a Giant Cement Truck. (also Diesel powered, See #1,2,3,4,)
18. Pedestrian sees the ELITIST ESDL bike rider get smacked calls 911, three fire trucks, six police cars, two ambulances, five news trucks arrive (film at eleven)
(all either Gas, or Diesel powered, again see #1,2,3,4 for the creation of these vehicles)
19. So how long do you ELITIST ESDL bike riders have to ride to equal ZERO emissions?
20. Moral of the story...... The ELITIST ESDL is the one who is MOST responsible for the pollution but his ELITIST ESDL mentality blames others and claims that he is a ZERO EMISSION ELITIST ESDL!

"Liberalism is a Mental Disorder"

We think this person is right on!

Egor

Follow The Money To Greased Palms!

In the 1950's cars got poor gas mileage, there were 23 more oil refineries, and gas was cheep. In the 1970's cars got better gas mileage, there were 20 more oil refinery's, and gas cost more, in the 1990's cars got even better gas mileage, there were 18 more oil refinery's and gas cost yet more. In 2008 cars get 30 miles to the gallon, there are 23 less oil refinery's, and gas is over 4 bucks a gallon.

Consider this little item:

Congress made the car manufactures improve gasoline mileage for cars, refuse to allow additional production of fuel. Oil companies have been allowed to control the production of gasoline in order to increase profits and create an artificial shortage. Demand for Gasoline is at an all time low, where does the money go? To Share holders only, umm no.

Oil companies are major contributors to funds to congressmen and women. Looks like collusion to me.

2ed Amendment strikes again!

Egor

Sherman Lackey For President

In case you have not noticed, there are zero Conservatives running for president. Nope all we got is liberals, either Democratic or Republican, but liberals none the less.

So if you don't want forced:

• health care.
• low paying job.
• high rent.
• higher house payments.
• roads full of potholes.
• a non working Amtrak.
• a federal budget full of unneeded spending.

Then Write in the name of Sherman Lackey.

He has:

• Experience in management.
• Political experience at the local level.
• the moxie to get the job done.
• the belief that less government oversight is better.

I checked with my master and he said he will do the job! Just write his name on the ballot.

That's our second Amendment right for this week.

Millions For Defence - Unused - Untested.

The United States spent millions on defence and never used the capabilities of the fortifications.

Learn more:
http://www.nps.gov/goga/nike-missile-site.htm

Later.

Egor.

Humans = Global Warming - False

If you think Al "the sky is falling" Gore got Global Warming Wong, you are not alone. "31,000 Scientists Debunk Al Gore and Global Warming" . The are not not politicians, and they think he is full, of umm well, hot air.

Read more:
http://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/al_gore_global_warming/2008/05/19/97307.html

Now what have we been saying all along? We knew we are right, now we have proof.

That's how we see it!.

Egor

Sea lions found shot dead on Columbia River!

Oregon makes the National news - again - look at the link below.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24457199/

Be nice if we could be viewed in a little less violent light.

That's our thoughts.

Egor

Two Year Anniversary!!

This Blog is now 2 years old and in that length of time, we have had 1,199 visits.

This is also Baseball season, get your stats here http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/standings/index.jsp, and watch Arizona! They have the best starts in of either league. Though we are partial to the New York Yankees.

Egor

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

From the "what if" department. this was sent to us and we thought it worth our time to place here. What if Costello bought a computer from Abbott?

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou..
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOT T: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START"...........

Egor

PETA Kills Liberated Animals

Read the link blow before giving money to PETA. It appears that they kill most of the animals that they liberate.

http://www.newsweek.com/id/134549

Go figure.

Egor

Money Money Money

Want to know how much the Feds are gonna give ya? check this out. http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=177937,00.html

No idea how they finance this stuff, prehaps they shouldn't have collecgted taxes this year?


That is How we see it.

Egor

The Walrus Tale

The Walrus Tale
An Original Poem Written By Sherman Lackey
(With Profuse Apologies To Lewis Carol)

“The time has come”, the Walrus said, “to assonate the King
He has had four long years to correct things and has done nothing!”
A Clam close by piped up, trying not to be annoying,
With all of the security surrounding him how will it be done without warning?

The Walrus stopped in his tracks and placing his left hand in his pocket,
Took out a Cuban Cigar, which he lit from the lighter from his right hand pocket.
Puffing ever so quickly, his hands clasped behind his back,
He began a slow walk Down to the large rock and back.

Looking the Clam in the eye, making the poor fellow quite nervous,
The Walrus asked if this was true, all of the clams said, Yes!” in a chorus.
“What shall we do then?” mused the walrus,
A worried look upon his puss.

Seeing the commotion upon the beach
A Sea turtle popped up in the surf, just out of reach.
After careful inquires of the Walrus and the Clams,
Reported that he had a plan.

“This will end democracy for good”, The Turtle said,
“The beauty of it is you do not have to kill the king dead.”
Clams and Walrus looked each other in the eye,
“Surely”, said the Walrus, “you tell a lie!”

“We must elect HRC to be king and then
She will force everyone to obey, or lock them up in a pen”.
“Ah!” the Walrus replied, “All she has to do is convince the people,
And she will be king, cunning and able”.

Forced medical plan, giving in to the countries enemies,
She will be able to do what ever She darn well Pleases”.
“I like the way you think, clams don’t you agree?”
But looking around the Walrus found on the beach was only he.

Later.

Egor

In Honor Of St Pat

Oh father dear, I oft-times hear you speak of Erin's isle
Her lofty hills, her valleys green, her mountains rude and wild
They say she is a lovely land wherein a saint might dwell
So why did you abandon her, the reason to me tell.
Oh son, I loved my native land with energy and pride
Till a blight came o'er the praties; my sheep, my cattle died
My rent and taxes went unpaid, I could not them redeem
And that's the cruel reason why I left old Skibbereen.

Oh well do I remember that bleak December day
The landlord and the sheriff came to take us all away
They set my roof on fire with their cursed English spleen
I heaved a sigh and bade goodbye to dear old Skibbereen.

Your mother too, God rest her soul, fell on the stony ground
She fainted in her anguish seeing desolation 'round
She never rose but passed away from life to immortal dream
She found a quiet grave, me boy, in dear old Skibbereen.

And you were only two years old and feeble was your frame
I could not leave you with my friends for you bore your father's name
I wrapped you in my cóta mór in the dead of night unseen
I heaved a sigh and bade goodbye to dear old Skibbereen.

Oh father dear, the day will come when in answer to the call
All Irish men of freedom stern will rally one and all
I'll be the man to lead the band beneath the flag of green
And loud and clear we'll raise the cheer, Revenge for Skibbereen!

Cheers!

Egor

Truth – The First Causality of a Campaign

In the "truth hurts" department:

Obama Campaign - calls H.R.C. a “Monster” which is not a fable. The result is that the person that told the truth no longer has a job.

HRC campaign – “"If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. And if he was a woman (of any color) he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept." The result is that the person that told the truth no longer has a job.

Moral of the story, if you are running fro president of the United States do not allow anyone to tell the truth. This is, after all, an election year.

That is how I see it.

Egor

It Is To Laugh

Deep in the forest, there once lived a toad and each morning this toad would look in to the pond and marvel at his looks. He was such a looker; everyone said so, made even more striking by his rich mane of fur.

One day he noticed some little brown spots in his mane and these spots made him worry about his looks. Everyday there were more spots in his main and then these spots began to get bigger.

Alarmed at these events he finally decided to go to the doctor in order to determine what was wrong. The doctor made some tests and then gave the toad some medicine for his condition.

“What is wrong with me?” Moaned the toad.
“Well”, replied the doctor, “You seem to have Toad Mane poisoning.

Kill A salmon – Feed A Bird

The endangered salmon in the Columbia River are being devoured by the boatload, eaten for lunch and dinner by birds. Yummy in the tummy mummy!

The endangered salmon program is providing millions of fish as food which in turn means that millions for fish don’t come back to spawn. The result of the endangered fish act it s make the fish even more endangered by hastening their extinction.

Oh but we have a plan! Read on, McDuffie, read on!

Egor
http://nctimes.com/articles/2007/11/10/news/state/16_39_4211_9_07.txt

At Last An Affordable Car

Want to drive the eviro's nuts? Show them a nice little affordable car from India. Over 2.3 million expected to sell to the masses!

http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5gZ9t0K8xidKzz7rtkrB6Xye0LNcQ

For what it is worth, in out solar system there is a planet that gets rays from our sun. It is frozen solid CO2. How come it isn't warm if CO2 keeps in the heat?

That is how we see it.

Egor

Cry Baby For President!

Yesterday in New Hampshire one HRC broke down almost in tears. Just what r need a cry baby president! To paraphrase a noted actor in a obscure film "There is no crying, no crying in politics, no crying!

Just what this country needs and must be part of the "change" they are all taking about. I can't envision G. Washington T. Roosevelt W. Wilson H.Hover breaking down during the campaign.

To view this mess we have a link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qgWH89qWks&eurl=http://tailrank.com/posts/source/2533274790396996/youtube.com

Vote for Blubbers! I don't think so.

That is our opinion.

Egor

Why Iowa Does Not Matter

In the presidential race Iowa really does not matter because the front-runner was determined as soon as HRC settled in New York and became a senator. In fact for the past eight years the DNC has been abiding their time in order to run HRC as president of the US of A.

What all the brew haha is a bout is finding a running mate that can be groomed for the next election after this one. So the focus here is less on who will the DNC run for president, that is pre-determined to be HRC, and more on who will be best for the second position.

That is how we see it.

Egor