Remember the reason for the season!
Friday, December 22, 2006
Santa is Watching You!
So you better be good because, I have this from an anonymous source, Santa has teamed with the NSA to provide information on YOU in real time. He will know when you are good, or bad, or just plane awful. He knows when you are sleeping, or awake and if what you say is the truth or not.
Got to love the Information Age.
Egor
Monday, December 18, 2006
Track That Airplane!
If you have Google Earth installed then there is something totaly cool you can do. Track the flights of commercial aircraft. Not all Aircraft but a whole bunch of them for sure. http://www.fboweb.com/antest/ge/intro.aspx?old=1# is the place to be and it is a real cool Geikie thing.
Enjoy.
Egor
Enjoy.
Egor
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Presants of a Different Sort
When making purchasing decisions for those whom are diffluent to purchase for we suggest the following:
- For your favorite liberal east cost democrat - a dead rat.
- For your favorite shyster boss - a liberal democrat.
- For an irritating fellow worker with small children - a metal drum.
- For others that you like a gift card to Wal-Mart.
- For your best friend a - Shell gasoline give card, $50.00.
That's what we think
Egor
Friday, December 08, 2006
Exit Strategy’s For US Wars
Since congress continues to demand an exit strategy for Iraq we decided to list the exit strategies for all of the wars the United States Of America has been involved in, well the ones we know.
American Revolution – no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Various wars with the Native American’s east of the Mississippi river – no exit strategy – strategy = win.
War of 1812 - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Various wars with Native Americans in the south east - no exit strategy – strategy = win
War with Mexico - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Various wars with Native Americans in the Pacific Northwest - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
1859 War with Great Briton known as the “Pig War” no exit strategy – strategy = win (arbitrated by the Keiser 1872).
War Between The States ending 1864 - no exit strategy – strategy = win (first war in which rebuilding was done but the idea didn’t happen until after the declared end of the war.).
Various wars with Native Americans - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Spanish American War 1888 - no exit strategy – strategy = win (rebuilding was done after the war ended).
WWI 1917-1918 no exit strategy – strategy = win (no rebuilding contemplated).
Various police actions in Asia and Latin America - no exit strategy – strategy = win (includes the Boxer Rebellion).
WWII 1941-1945 no exit strategy – strategy = win (Marshall Plan was done in the last days of the war but it is a rebuilding plan).
Korean War - no exit strategy – strategy = win (technically the war still goes on).
Bay of Pigs - no exit strategy – strategy = win (we abandoned the Cuban troops that were trying to regain control of their country form Castro).
Viet Nam War - no exit strategy – strategy = win (we just walked away and turned a blind eye to the 2.4 million people that the North Viet Nam government murdered).
Various police actions ion Latin America - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Grenada - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
First Gulf War - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Afghanistan War - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Second Gulf War - no exit strategy – strategy = win (Congress demands an exit plan which would make this the very first war to have on).
So it would appear that there isn’t a history of exit plans in the wars we have been involved in. If we produce one then the terrorists win.
That’s how we see it.
Egor
American Revolution – no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Various wars with the Native American’s east of the Mississippi river – no exit strategy – strategy = win.
War of 1812 - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Various wars with Native Americans in the south east - no exit strategy – strategy = win
War with Mexico - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Various wars with Native Americans in the Pacific Northwest - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
1859 War with Great Briton known as the “Pig War” no exit strategy – strategy = win (arbitrated by the Keiser 1872).
War Between The States ending 1864 - no exit strategy – strategy = win (first war in which rebuilding was done but the idea didn’t happen until after the declared end of the war.).
Various wars with Native Americans - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Spanish American War 1888 - no exit strategy – strategy = win (rebuilding was done after the war ended).
WWI 1917-1918 no exit strategy – strategy = win (no rebuilding contemplated).
Various police actions in Asia and Latin America - no exit strategy – strategy = win (includes the Boxer Rebellion).
WWII 1941-1945 no exit strategy – strategy = win (Marshall Plan was done in the last days of the war but it is a rebuilding plan).
Korean War - no exit strategy – strategy = win (technically the war still goes on).
Bay of Pigs - no exit strategy – strategy = win (we abandoned the Cuban troops that were trying to regain control of their country form Castro).
Viet Nam War - no exit strategy – strategy = win (we just walked away and turned a blind eye to the 2.4 million people that the North Viet Nam government murdered).
Various police actions ion Latin America - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Grenada - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
First Gulf War - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Afghanistan War - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Second Gulf War - no exit strategy – strategy = win (Congress demands an exit plan which would make this the very first war to have on).
So it would appear that there isn’t a history of exit plans in the wars we have been involved in. If we produce one then the terrorists win.
That’s how we see it.
Egor
Monday, December 04, 2006
A Freebie For Christams
While it is that time of the year again time to look for gifts. How about a free one? On this page check the side bar or a spot at the bottom for a link to Open office. Look for the title "Get Open Office" Then click on it, download, and enjoy the best of Open source.
Nice alternative anyhow.
That's hiow I see it.
Egor.
Nice alternative anyhow.
That's hiow I see it.
Egor.
Friday, December 01, 2006
12 Days of Christmas
12 Days of Christmas
(Egor Rendition)
Our most sincerest of apologies to the original Author.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Five reasons to abandon the constitution.
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution.
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine reasons for not maintaining the interstate highway system.
(Killed the car now we will kill the trucks, everything can go by airplane or train).
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
Nine reasons for not maintaining the interstate highway system.
(Killed the car now we will kill the trucks, everything can go by airplane or train).
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Ten reasons to vote republican.
(There are really twenty but any ten will do).
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine reasons for not maintaining the interstate highway system.
(Killed the car now we will kill the trucks, everything can go by airplane or train).
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress. (Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
Ten reasons to vote republican.
(There are really twenty but any ten will do).
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine reasons for not maintaining the interstate highway system.
(Killed the car now we will kill the trucks, everything can go by airplane or train).
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress. (Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A national debit so high we have to mortgage the entire continent.
(A hundred trillion, trillion, trillion, and all of it wasted on social programs that don’t work).
Ten reasons to vote republican.
(There are really twenty but any ten will do).
Nine reasons for not maintaining the interstate highway system.
(Killed the car now we will kill the trucks, everything can go by airplane or train).
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress. (Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
A national debit so high we have to mortgage the entire continent.
(A hundred trillion, trillion, trillion, and all of it wasted on social programs that don’t work).
Ten reasons to vote republican.
(There are really twenty but any ten will do).
Nine reasons for not maintaining the interstate highway system.
(Killed the car now we will kill the trucks, everything can go by airplane or train).
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress. (Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A huge salt water lake where California used to be.
(All really bad ideas come from there, a lake is good).
A national debit so high we have to mortgage the entire continent.
(A hundred trillion, trillion, trillion, and all of it wasted on social programs that don’t work).
Ten reasons to vote republican.
(There are really twenty but any ten will do).
Nine reasons for not maintaining the interstate highway system.
(Killed the car now we will kill the trucks, everything can go by airplane or train).
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
A huge salt water lake where California used to be.
(All really bad ideas come from there, a lake is good).
A national debit so high we have to mortgage the entire continent.
(A hundred trillion, trillion, trillion, and all of it wasted on social programs that don’t work).
Ten reasons to vote republican.
(There are really twenty but any ten will do).
Nine reasons for not maintaining the interstate highway system.
(Killed the car now we will kill the trucks, everything can go by airplane or train).
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
There we feel all better now.
Egor.
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