Presants of a Different Sort

When making purchasing decisions for those whom are diffluent to purchase for we suggest the following:

1. For your favorite liberal east cost democrat - a dead rat.
2. For your favorite shyster boss - a liberal democrat.
3. For an irritating fellow worker with small children - a metal drum.
4. For others that you like a gift card to Wal-Mart.
5. For your best friend a - Shell gasoline give card, $50.00.

That's what we think

Egor