Think Twice About Going Green!

Think Twice About Going Green!
The following is stolen from:
http://www.portlandtribune.com/news/story.php?story_id=121514997022988100

Bike alliance declares independence with ‘Gas Free Fridays’
So how long do you ELITIST ESDL bike riders have to ride to equal ZERO emissions?

Lets take a look at the pollution these bikes are responsible for a moment.

1. Giant factory makes earth mover to get the raw ore to make the steel the bike is made from. (we won't even go into how that factory came about)
2. Earth mover (diesel powered) digs raw ore out of ground.
3. Giant factory makes raw ore truck to get the raw ore to the steel mill. (also diesel powered)
4. Giant factory makes finished steel transport truck to get the finished steel from the mill to the bicycle manufacturing plant. (again diesel powered)
5. Bicycle manufacturing plant takes steel and makes bicycles for ELITIST ESDLS to ride. (won't even go into where the energy came from to operate the plant)
6. Now I guess that the ELITIST ESDLS think the tires tubes & bearings seat covering, oils and grease for the chain & bearings just appeared out of nowhere. (lets just assume they did)
7. Giant truck takes finished bicycles, shipped in a cardboard box, (OMG.. not from dead trees)to the boat docks (as the cheap ELITIST ESDLS) probably are riding "MADE IN CHINA" bikes.
8. Giant crane loads the containers on a giant ship to ship to America. (again where the hell did the ship and crane come from? (see #1) (Electric powered = Dead salmon from hydro electric power)
9. Giant ship sails across the Pacific to deliver the ELITIST ESDLS their new bikes. (heavy bunker oil powered)
10. See #8 Containers unloaded at Seattle, Wa docks
11. Containers loaded onto giant trucks and shipped to Portland, Or. to local warehouse. (see #1,2,3,4 for creation of these delivery trucks) (also diesel powered)
12. ELITIST ESDL goes to bike store to buy his "MADE IN CHINA" bicycle, (rides Trimet bus, again diesel powered see #1,2,3,4 of where the bus came from)
13. ELITIST ESDL orders bike from bike store, bike delivered in a cube van from warehouse to bike store. (Again see #1, 2,3,4 , again diesel powered)
14. ELITIST ESDL goes home to wait for his new "MADE IN CHINA" bike to arrive tomorrow. (again rides a Trimet Bus, Diesel powered)
15. ELITIST ESDL gets phone call indicating his bike is ready to pick up, (not even going to go into where the Cell phone came from!) (Again jumps on a Trimet Bus to ride to the bike store...Remember the Bus is Diesel powered!)
16. ELITIST ESDL arrives at the bike store and admires his new "MADE IN CHINA" bicycle and thinks to himself..... "Oh I am so green, when I ride my new NON-Polluting ZERO Emission bicycle I will be so cool with my peers!"
17. ELITIST ESDL leaves the bike store with his new "MADE IN CHINA" bicycle rides one block, blows a red light and gets flattened by a Giant Cement Truck. (also Diesel powered, See #1,2,3,4,)
18. Pedestrian sees the ELITIST ESDL bike rider get smacked calls 911, three fire trucks, six police cars, two ambulances, five news trucks arrive (film at eleven)
(all either Gas, or Diesel powered, again see #1,2,3,4 for the creation of these vehicles)
19. So how long do you ELITIST ESDL bike riders have to ride to equal ZERO emissions?
20. Moral of the story...... The ELITIST ESDL is the one who is MOST responsible for the pollution but his ELITIST ESDL mentality blames others and claims that he is a ZERO EMISSION ELITIST ESDL!

"Liberalism is a Mental Disorder"

We think this person is right on!

Egor