A Christmas Gif For Liberals

Send your favorite liberal a nice little Christmas gift, see link below. Nice to remind them, others share this country with them.

http://patriotupdate.com/14038/ows-not-a-political-movement-a-crime-wave

It Sucks To Be You! - A Poem!

It Sucks To Be You!

Our profuse apologies to Isham Jones and Gus Kahn.

It sucks to be you, it sucks to be you!
You called Tech support
They said control Alt Abort,
There is nothing we can do.
You bought ten thousand dollars of technology
You might as well throw it in the sea!
It sucks to be you, boo hoo, hoo hoo.
It sucks to be you

That’s how we see it.

Egor

A Little Lamb Poem

We offer an original poem by Sherman Lackey.

Mary had a little lamb,
And she named it Fred.
This was just three weeks before,
Lightening struck it dead!

September is half over, less than four months before Christmas.

Egor

Star Warz Is A Fact

For all of you who said Regan was nuts and the Star Wars initiative would fail. Well you are wrong and my master told you so! Look at this http://blog.wired.com/defense/2008/07/spray-on-laser.html

Egor

Thoughts That In 51 Muslim Countries Will Get You Killed

In keeping with the season we present this thought: Christianity is the only religion on the planet that is all about redemption and not about the forced compliance of holiness.
That’s how I see it.

Egor

Santa And The DHS

Again this year Santa has teamed with the NSA to find out who is naughty and who is nice, though there is also a new wrinkle. It seems that the Department Of Homeland Security and the Federal Aviation Administration have also forced offers of assistance.

They want to know who is receiving what, how much, the prices paid, the selections that were not filled and all personal; data from Santa’s Christmas list.

In an corporation exchange Santa has given his secrets of how he manages to:

• Go into houses that have no chimneys.
• Land both his reindeer and his slay on pitched roofs.
• Cover the entire globe in a single night, including the International Date Line.
• Pack all of the gifts for everyone in a single bag without setting the level of gravity in the sleigh off.

Additional secrets involving the other elves will remain secret for now however all of YOUR personal information has been given up already.

Here is to Christmas paranoia!

Egor

Merry Christmas

Remember the reason for the season!

Christmas is Coming (Lets All Run And Hide)

In light of the recent elections in the good old USA we offer the following.

Christmas is Coming

An Alternative Rendition
By Sherman Lackey
(My apologies to the original author)

Christmas is coming
Let’s buy a government,
A lot of good old boys
And a pile of Democrats.

If you can’t afford a Democrat
An Independent will do,
If you can’t afford an Independent
Then shame on YOU!

That is how we see it

Egor