12 Days of Christmas
(Egor Rendition)
Our most sincerest of apologies to the original Author.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Five reasons to abandon the constitution.
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine reasons for not maintaining the interstate highway system.
(Killed the car now we will kill the trucks, everything can go by airplane or train).
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Ten reasons to vote republican.
(There are really twenty but any ten will do).
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine reasons for not maintaining the interstate highway system.
(Killed the car now we will kill the trucks, everything can go by airplane or train).
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress. (Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A national debit so high we have to mortgage the entire continent.
(A hundred trillion, trillion, trillion, and all of it wasted on social programs that don’t work).
Ten reasons to vote republican.
(There are really twenty but any ten will do).
Nine reasons for not maintaining the interstate highway system.
(Killed the car now we will kill the trucks, everything can go by airplane or train).
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress. (Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A huge salt water lake where California used to be.
(All really bad ideas come from there, a lake is good).
A national debit so high we have to mortgage the entire continent.
(A hundred trillion, trillion, trillion, and all of it wasted on social programs that don’t work).
Ten reasons to vote republican.
(There are really twenty but any ten will do).
Nine reasons for not maintaining the interstate highway system.
(Killed the car now we will kill the trucks, everything can go by airplane or train).
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).
There we feel all better now.
Egor.
