Santa And The DHS

Again this year Santa has teamed with the NSA to find out who is naughty and who is nice, though there is also a new wrinkle. It seems that the Department Of Homeland Security and the Federal Aviation Administration have also forced offers of assistance.

They want to know who is receiving what, how much, the prices paid, the selections that were not filled and all personal; data from Santa’s Christmas list.

In an corporation exchange Santa has given his secrets of how he manages to:

• Go into houses that have no chimneys.
• Land both his reindeer and his slay on pitched roofs.
• Cover the entire globe in a single night, including the International Date Line.
• Pack all of the gifts for everyone in a single bag without setting the level of gravity in the sleigh off.

Additional secrets involving the other elves will remain secret for now however all of YOUR personal information has been given up already.

Here is to Christmas paranoia!

Egor