The Walrus Tale

The Walrus Tale
An Original Poem Written By Sherman Lackey
(With Profuse Apologies To Lewis Carol)

“The time has come”, the Walrus said, “to assonate the King
He has had four long years to correct things and has done nothing!”
A Clam close by piped up, trying not to be annoying,
With all of the security surrounding him how will it be done without warning?

The Walrus stopped in his tracks and placing his left hand in his pocket,
Took out a Cuban Cigar, which he lit from the lighter from his right hand pocket.
Puffing ever so quickly, his hands clasped behind his back,
He began a slow walk Down to the large rock and back.

Looking the Clam in the eye, making the poor fellow quite nervous,
The Walrus asked if this was true, all of the clams said, Yes!” in a chorus.
“What shall we do then?” mused the walrus,
A worried look upon his puss.

Seeing the commotion upon the beach
A Sea turtle popped up in the surf, just out of reach.
After careful inquires of the Walrus and the Clams,
Reported that he had a plan.

“This will end democracy for good”, The Turtle said,
“The beauty of it is you do not have to kill the king dead.”
Clams and Walrus looked each other in the eye,
“Surely”, said the Walrus, “you tell a lie!”

“We must elect HRC to be king and then
She will force everyone to obey, or lock them up in a pen”.
“Ah!” the Walrus replied, “All she has to do is convince the people,
And she will be king, cunning and able”.

Forced medical plan, giving in to the countries enemies,
She will be able to do what ever She darn well Pleases”.
“I like the way you think, clams don’t you agree?”
But looking around the Walrus found on the beach was only he.

Later.

Egor