A Little Lamb Poem

We offer an original poem by Sherman Lackey.

Mary had a little lamb,
And she named it Fred.
This was just three weeks before,
Lightening struck it dead!

September is half over, less than four months before Christmas.

Egor

It Is To Laugh

Deep in the forest, there once lived a toad and each morning this toad would look in to the pond and marvel at his looks. He was such a looker; everyone said so, made even more striking by his rich mane of fur.

One day he noticed some little brown spots in his mane and these spots made him worry about his looks. Everyday there were more spots in his main and then these spots began to get bigger.

Alarmed at these events he finally decided to go to the doctor in order to determine what was wrong. The doctor made some tests and then gave the toad some medicine for his condition.

“What is wrong with me?” Moaned the toad.
“Well”, replied the doctor, “You seem to have Toad Mane poisoning.

Kill A salmon – Feed A Bird

The endangered salmon in the Columbia River are being devoured by the boatload, eaten for lunch and dinner by birds. Yummy in the tummy mummy!

The endangered salmon program is providing millions of fish as food which in turn means that millions for fish don’t come back to spawn. The result of the endangered fish act it s make the fish even more endangered by hastening their extinction.

Oh but we have a plan! Read on, McDuffie, read on!

Egor
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The Future Is Now!

If you have seen the movie Minority Report then you have seen a computer interface that was just a dream at the time. Well no more, http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid713271701/bclid713073346/bctid709364416 the Future is now!

Egor