Friday, December 22, 2006

Merry Christmas

Remember the reason for the season!

Santa is Watching You!

So you better be good because, I have this from an anonymous source, Santa has teamed with the NSA to provide information on YOU in real time. He will know when you are good, or bad, or just plane awful. He knows when you are sleeping, or awake and if what you say is the truth or not.

Got to love the Information Age.

Egor

Monday, December 18, 2006

Track That Airplane!

If you have Google Earth installed then there is something totaly cool you can do. Track the flights of commercial aircraft. Not all Aircraft but a whole bunch of them for sure. http://www.fboweb.com/antest/ge/intro.aspx?old=1# is the place to be and it is a real cool Geikie thing.

Enjoy.

Egor

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Presants of a Different Sort

When making purchasing decisions for those whom are diffluent to purchase for we suggest the following:

  1. For your favorite liberal east cost democrat - a dead rat.
  2. For your favorite shyster boss - a liberal democrat.
  3. For an irritating fellow worker with small children - a metal drum.
  4. For others that you like a gift card to Wal-Mart.
  5. For your best friend a - Shell gasoline give card, $50.00.

That's what we think

Egor

Friday, December 08, 2006

Exit Strategy’s For US Wars

Since congress continues to demand an exit strategy for Iraq we decided to list the exit strategies for all of the wars the United States Of America has been involved in, well the ones we know.

American Revolution – no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Various wars with the Native American’s east of the Mississippi river – no exit strategy – strategy = win.
War of 1812 - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Various wars with Native Americans in the south east - no exit strategy – strategy = win
War with Mexico - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Various wars with Native Americans in the Pacific Northwest - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
1859 War with Great Briton known as the “Pig War” no exit strategy – strategy = win (arbitrated by the Keiser 1872).
War Between The States ending 1864 - no exit strategy – strategy = win (first war in which rebuilding was done but the idea didn’t happen until after the declared end of the war.).
Various wars with Native Americans - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Spanish American War 1888 - no exit strategy – strategy = win (rebuilding was done after the war ended).
WWI 1917-1918 no exit strategy – strategy = win (no rebuilding contemplated).
Various police actions in Asia and Latin America - no exit strategy – strategy = win (includes the Boxer Rebellion).
WWII 1941-1945 no exit strategy – strategy = win (Marshall Plan was done in the last days of the war but it is a rebuilding plan).
Korean War - no exit strategy – strategy = win (technically the war still goes on).
Bay of Pigs - no exit strategy – strategy = win (we abandoned the Cuban troops that were trying to regain control of their country form Castro).
Viet Nam War - no exit strategy – strategy = win (we just walked away and turned a blind eye to the 2.4 million people that the North Viet Nam government murdered).
Various police actions ion Latin America - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Grenada - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
First Gulf War - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Afghanistan War - no exit strategy – strategy = win.
Second Gulf War - no exit strategy – strategy = win (Congress demands an exit plan which would make this the very first war to have on).

So it would appear that there isn’t a history of exit plans in the wars we have been involved in. If we produce one then the terrorists win.

That’s how we see it.

Egor

Monday, December 04, 2006

A Freebie For Christams

While it is that time of the year again time to look for gifts. How about a free one? On this page check the side bar or a spot at the bottom for a link to Open office. Look for the title "Get Open Office" Then click on it, download, and enjoy the best of Open source.

Nice alternative anyhow.

That's hiow I see it.

Egor.

Friday, December 01, 2006

12 Days of Christmas

12 Days of Christmas
(Egor Rendition)
Our most sincerest of apologies to the original Author.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).


On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Five reasons to abandon the constitution.
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).

On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine reasons for not maintaining the interstate highway system.
(Killed the car now we will kill the trucks, everything can go by airplane or train).
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Ten reasons to vote republican.
(There are really twenty but any ten will do).
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine reasons for not maintaining the interstate highway system.
(Killed the car now we will kill the trucks, everything can go by airplane or train).
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress. (Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A national debit so high we have to mortgage the entire continent.
(A hundred trillion, trillion, trillion, and all of it wasted on social programs that don’t work).
Ten reasons to vote republican.
(There are really twenty but any ten will do).
Nine reasons for not maintaining the interstate highway system.
(Killed the car now we will kill the trucks, everything can go by airplane or train).
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress. (Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A huge salt water lake where California used to be.
(All really bad ideas come from there, a lake is good).
A national debit so high we have to mortgage the entire continent.
(A hundred trillion, trillion, trillion, and all of it wasted on social programs that don’t work).
Ten reasons to vote republican.
(There are really twenty but any ten will do).
Nine reasons for not maintaining the interstate highway system.
(Killed the car now we will kill the trucks, everything can go by airplane or train).
Eight new sails tax laws.
(To be added to the current tax burden and any local elected person can hike it as high as they like).
Seven new transportation bills.
(The Auto is dead, except for members of congress, city elected persons, and any friends with lots of money).
A book of political correctness.
(any violation of the policy’s gets one 12 years in a third world prison).
Five reasons to abandon the constitution
(The Document is so limiting, imagine justifying laws and such).
Four global warning bills.
(Can’t even build a mud hut with out a environmental impact statement).
Three morally inept ideas.
(experimentation on helpless human beings, accept criminals as misguided people, and elected officials as kings).
Two tax hikes.
(What do people need with money anyway?).
One Democratically controlled Congress.
(Rob the people blind, pander to the lowest possible moral morass).

There we feel all better now.

Egor.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Twenty Five Days

Twenty five days left before Christmas. The bottom line is at steak here so . . .

BUY, BUY,BUY

as in purchase. Better hurry because things are going fast!

Later.

Egor

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Happy Thanksiving

Spare the turkey - eat a ham
Pause to think and to thank and to contemplate how good you have it and that it could be worse?

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Pin Ball is Dong Rather Well

Pin ball, the games of gravity, metal ball and flippers is doing well it seems. Want to own one? Then just go here http://www.bmigaming.com/games-pinball.htm and buy one

Hint - all it takes is money.

Later.

Egor

Monday, November 20, 2006

A Basket Full of Eggs

With the holiday season soon to overrun us all we offer this. A place where multiple online newspapers, and research can be either conducted or read.

http://www.hotsheet.com/

For information mavens, this is a must!

Trust us.

Egor

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Christmas is Coming (Lets All Run And Hide)

In light of the recent elections in the good old USA we offer the following.


Christmas is Coming
An Alternative Rendition
By Sherman Lackey
(My apologies to the original author)

Christmas is coming
Let’s buy a government,
A lot of good old boys
And a pile of Democrats.

If you can’t afford a Democrat
An Independent will do,
If you can’t afford an Independent
Then shame on YOU!
That is how we see it
Egor

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Handy Places to Get Handy House Repair Information

My master had occasion to replace his hot water heater and needed some instructions. So he used the Internet and found three very good places to locate house repair stuff.

The Family Handy Man has pictures as well as text, in case you need them, and the HGTV is just loaded with all sorts of ideas.

Have fun, enjoy

Egor

Monday, November 06, 2006

The High Cost of Conservation

The lesson this week is this: Conservation AKA using less is very costly. So much so that the lower income brackets, thirty thousand and less before taxes a year house hold income are the lessor income ones, are unable to afford the cost. And do not even think about conservation. What so they conserve exactly, and what if something breaks.
Low flush toilets cost around a hundred bucks, which takes three or so months to come up with. Do they go in the years, next door, a bucket that they dump down the storm drain at night, what?

Many comminutes have nice little laws that force conservation. Less lawn watering, native low use shrubs, drip irrigation, a stepped water use table so if a threshold is breached one must sell his kidney and or child to pay the bill and no "you can’t do payments, we will just send this to collection".

In some communities they "allow" a replacement with like for like. For instance if the house came with a hot water heater that holds 40 gallons they you can replace with the same 40 gallon hot water heater. No fee if you do it but if a plumber does it then town hall wants 20 bucks, the plumber wants three hundred and the tank costs two hundred and ninety optional delivery costs sixty bucks. Total cost if a plumber does it runs around four hundred nineteen bucks depending on costs.

However if you want to install one of those "on demand tankless" hot water heaters then town hall gets eighty bucks at least. Inquiring at city hall will get you different answers depending on the person that you call, at least in Portland Oregon. And in Portland Oregon there is no way to guarantee those once you are placed on hold you will ever connect with anyone. Let’s just say don’t use a cell phone. Your town may be different.

Seems to me that if the various forms of government in this country were actually interested in saving the salmon, saving the trees, saving the planet for pet’s sake. Then tankless hot water heaters, low gas mileage cars, solar cells, low flush toilets etc. Would be free for everyone rich to poor and back again.


That’s how I see it.

Egor

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Democratic Brain Trust For President

So here is a thing to think about. The next presidential race in the good old USA is going to have the very top brains from the Democratic Party running for office.

  • One candidate said on at least two Fox News Sunday programs that she was not, repeat not, interested in running for president – ever.
  • One is doing a “chicken little” thing about global warming. No folks I really don’t care if the sea rises just pick up and move like our ancestors did when the sea rose in times past.
  • One is claiming to be a veteran of foreign wars and oh dear, he mean mouths the men and women that protect him, his money and his way of opulent life.

Everyone sounds like a wiener to me.

Egor

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Yard Sales That Aren’t

My master was walking to work the other day and saw a sign that read “YARD SALE”. Now just what does this mean? The English language can be very confusing.

  • Is the yard for sale?
  • Is something for sale by the yard, for instance a yard of string?
  • What sort of yard is for sale?
  • Is the yard sale a place in which things are being sold?

Perhaps we should have a sign ordnance that uses the truth in advertising laws to indicate that the alleged yard sale is actually a sale taking place in a yard and the things for sale are broken, used, or unwanted.

OK you soon to be elected official persons. Law crafting time, and don’t just say “Tax it!”

That’s how we see it today.

Egor

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Interesting and Fun Stuff

Need some interesting and fun stuff to do? Well. . . . .

How about creating a computer in a pumpkin? http://www3.uark.edu/bkst/pumpkin/index.htm

Or
Or
Learn why never, NEVER drive your car behind a 747 airplane. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9211793766758129558&q=boeing&hl=en
As Always, enjoy.
Egor

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Places to go, Places to See

  1. Wandering around the globe can be expensive, so what if one has a deficiently of money. That is the Boss is a miser and refuses to pony up the real value that you provide to him? Well try Web Cams.

    We recommend three such cams that kids can view as well as adults. So here they are.


Enjoy.


Egor

Friday, October 20, 2006

Election Season is Upon us, Feel The Joy!

Oh goodie it is election season again and November can’t come fast enough. When perusing the voter pamphlet notice how many candidates are using the elected office as their next step in promoting or sheltering their process that began in a different appointed office or unelected capacity.

Take note of the rhetoric, the ideas, and especially the promises to change things that 1. require a vote of the people, or 2, that they have no power to do ( like restrict the National Guard to their state).

Also pay real close attention to things like tax measures that the proponents swear up and down will never, NEVER be more that a certain percentage. Cause they lie. When Washington State passed their sales tax the people were promised that the rate would never go beyond 3 percent. Some locations are now paying almost 10 percent, liars one and all.

Don’t know who to vote for? Know of an truly honest person that isn’t affiliated with government but they are smarter than the average Congressional page? Write them in on the ballot. Better to vote for a honest person (man or woman) than a crook.

This brings me to the last thing here about candidates for office. Honest people tend not to run for office, because they are to busy making a living and dealing with the wrong headed actions of the elected few. Who really don’t care about honest people, if they did we wouldn’t be killing the unborn, paying payroll taxes and substances that kill – like cigarettes - would be forbidden.
That’s how I see it.

Egor

Monday, October 16, 2006

Press vs Printer - The Differance

If you think that the 3D printer is a bit overpriced at fifty grand. Take a look at a "real press" and the price that they go for used.

The difference between a press and a printer? Well a printer fits on your desk and a press, at 2 plus tons, will give ya a hernia if you try to lift it. Even if one lifts with ones knees.
http://www.a-1enterprises.com/

As always, that's how I see it.

Egor