Oil Shortage - How We Got To One!

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in:

ALASKA, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisiana, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania and Texas.

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington , DC !!!!

Any Questions?

Egor

It Must Be Friday If You Can Sing This Song

If you can sing this song it must be friday

Words and Music By Mike Cross

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

And That is how we see it.

Egor

The Terror Organization List

Want to know what organization's the US of A has on the terror list?
Go here http://www.state.gov/s/ct/rls/fs/37191.htm and take a look. Who knows your group could be on it.

Have fun, enjoy.

Egor

A National Park Near You

With the Summer coming upon us in a few months wouldn't it be nice to to to a National Park, yes it would. Go here http://www.nps.gov/archive/parks.html to find a national park near you.

Have fun, Enjoy.

Egor

Congress Forces US Milatary To Make Do

Below is a list of Old and getting older aircraft that Congress forces our men and women in uniform to use, sometimes to their peril. Why Because Congress refuses to purchase the latest and best. They would rather negotiate with terror organizations and states.

F-117A Nighthawk
Type: Stealth bomber/attack aircraft
Maiden flight: 1981Introduced:
1983Still active: 55

A-10 Thunderbolt II
Type: Close-air support attack aircraft
Maiden flight: 1972
Introduced: 1977
Still active: USAF: 143 A-10s, 70 OA-10s, USAF Reserve: 46 A-10s, 84 OA-10s, Air National Guard: 84 A-10s, 18 OA-10s
Total active: 445

F-15 EagleType: Air superiority fighter
Maiden flight: 1972
Introduced: 1976
Still active: USAF: 396, Air National Guard: 126
Total: 522

B-52 StratofortressType: Strategic bomber
Maiden flight: 1952
Introduced: 1955
Still active: 85
C-5 GalaxyType: Strategic airlifter
Maiden flight: 1968
Introduced: 1970 (C-5As produced between 1968-1973; C-5Bs produced between 1985-1989)Still active: USAF/USAFR: C-5A, 60; C-5B, 49; and C-5C, 2
Total: 111

KC-135 StratotankerType: Aerial refueling and transport
Maiden flight: 1956
Introduced: 1957 (produced between 1954-1965)
Still active: USAF, 195; Air National Guard, 251; USAFR, 84
Total: 530

F-16 Fighting FalconType: Multi-role fighter
Maiden flight: 1974
Introduced: 1978
Still active: USAF, F-16C/D, 738; USAFR, F-16C/D, 69; Air National Guard, F-16C/D, 473
Total: 1,280

B-1B LancerType: Strategic bomber
Maiden flight: 1974
Introduced: 1986 (100 B-1Bs built, 4 B-1As)
Still active: 67 active with USAF, 24 mothballed

U-2 ("Dragon Lady")Type: High-altitude reconnaissance
Maiden flight: 1955
Introduced: 1957 (about 86 airframes built overall)
Still active: USAF, 35 (includes 4 two-seat trainers), (The U-2 program is slated to be terminated by 2011, with its mission going to satellites and a growing supply of unmanned RQ-4 Global Hawk reconnaissance aircraft. Some members in Congress, however, have so far delayed attempts to retire the current model U-2S, maintaining that there is still no system available that can replace the capability of this aircraft.)

C-130 Hercules Type: Military transport aircraft
Maiden flight: 1954
Introduced: 1956 (still being produced is the C-130J Super Hercules, the newest version of the Hercules)
Still active: The over 2,300 Hercules variants built are scattered across the inventories of the USAF, U.S. Marines Corps, U.S. Navy, U.S. Coast Guard and the Air National Guard -- as well as 67 foreign governments. The USAF selected the C-130J-30 to replace its retiring C-130E's. Approximately 168 C-130J/J-30s are planned for the inventory.

That is how we see it

Egor

Let's See The Boys In Redmond Top This!

The Headline reads "IBM to Give U.S. Military $45 Million in Translation Technology", http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2007/4/2/160401.shtml?s=ic .

Lets see the boys in Redmond top that!

That's how we see it.

Egor

Misunderstanding, or Just Plain Ignorant?

In the light of the speaker of the House gallivanting around the globe undermining the U.S. State Department, we are wondering if they have missed the point of a speech that was given on September 13, 2001 by the current sitting president.

"We will not only deal with those who dare attack America, we will deal with those who harbor them and feed them and house them.” This explains how we got into Iraq to begin with and why we will not negotiate with Syria or Iran. Full text of the speech can be found here, http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2001/09/20010915-4.html

It appears that the speaker of the house is interfering with the executive branch, something they have accused the executive branch of doing to the legislative branch. Odd thing when one is so stuck on ones self that the obvious is missed.

That's how we see it.

Egor

Take A walk On Air

Have some fun this summer, go to the grand canyon and walk out over the rim. This is the official site http://www.destinationgrandcanyon.com/indexe.html of the walk that the HUALAPAI NATION is installing.

My master won't take it, ladders and step stools scare him, but you could go and see and become encased by the wonder of it all.

Later.

Egor

To Vista Or Not To Vista - The Government Says No!

Not everyone is getting on the new OS band wagon, look at this memo http://www.dot.gov/ost/m60/morat001.pdf and see for one's self that the Fed's aren't thrilled withe the new OS either.

I think the phrase that they used is "no compelling reason"

Have fun and as always, enjoy.

Egor

It's Your Money!

Look what you can find over at the US mint, http://www.usmint.gov/index.cfm?flash=yes new dollars made out of metal. And other cool information.

Enjoy.

Egor

Do You Really Need That TV Set?

In a year or two the way that television signals are sent will change, read more here http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2007/03/13/MNGRHOK7S01.DTL. Question is, do we all really need to receive digital idiot box signals?

Here is my masters plan, when the analog thing quits he uses the TV for movies via the VCR and CD player. Also he can use a PlayStation or an Nintendo or some such. News can be received over the Internet, five minutes to get the same tired old stuff that broadcasters now take an hour to push out.

No advertisers gunk or other time wasters. Might even take up book reading all the while wondering just why it is we have people starving in the cold when congress sets aside 900 million plus for a singe entertainment system?

That's how we see it.

Egor

For When You Can't Sleep - Government Reports!

When sleeping is impossible and you need a way to become drowsy may we recommend some government reports? How about the Iraq Oil for food program audits and testimony from the United States GAO, The White House, and the UN itself.

http://www.gao.gov/new.items/d04953t.pdf Iraq oil for food GAO audit
http://www.whitehouse.gov/omb/legislative/20040105-sec2207_exec_summary.pdf The White house document
http://www.iic-offp.org/documents/Sept05/Mgmt_V4.pdf UN Document

Read, enjoy, sssslllleeeeeeeeeepppp well.

Egor

Time To Demotivate Yourself

Tired of the boss doing the motivation thing? Then go here ttp://despair.com/viewall.html and demotivate yourself. Nothing wrong with motivation as long as one has the antidote.

Enjoy.

Egor

Sun Responsible for Global Warming

Yes there is doubt about the human contribution, if any, to global warming. Now we have scientific proof and I'll just bet that Al "inconvenient" will dispute it. It wouldn't be in the interest of the DNC, left of center, or other "haters of Democracy" to insist on truth.

Read more here http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2007/3/5/115518.shtml?s=ic

So there ya have it.

Enjoy.

Egor

Seven Thousand Square Feet of Non Livability

Want to make your town or city totally unlivable with lots of congestion and crime? Then take a page out of the book of Portland Oregon and set the density to seven thousand square feet. With a 4 foot set back on the back and side of lots and a 10 foot foot set back on the front. Allow for two story home and three story apartments and demand back filling.

Works so well that Portland has, on average so far in 2007, a murder a week, a mugging every other day and roads that are all but impassable four hours of every day. So kill your town, become upscale and up and coming!

Be a Portland! I dare ya.

That’s how I see it.

Egor.

Trators Amoungst Us

If you would like to know who we think are out and out traitor's to the Republic of the United States Of America. Look here http://www.congress.org/congressorg/issues/votes/?votenum=99&chamber=H&congress=1101&tally=1 at the yes votes.

By taking this vote, it is our opinion, congress gave the OK dokie to have you killed. Yes they have now taken the idea of Abortion and applied it to war and I must say in our view the yes voters on this thing are cowards one and all.

That's how we see it any how.

Egor

A Question Of Your Name

Down at the bottom of this page you will find a link to a web page that will allow you to find out how many other persons in the US of A have your name. It is fun and will assist you in killing time.

Later.

Egor

Wondering About The Downed Bird?

When an airplane crashes and investigation ensues, ever wonder what the report actually looks like? Ever wonder what the news doesn't report?

Well look here http://www.ntsb.gov/ntsb/month.asp and find answers.

Later.

Egor

A Bit Of Fun

Here is a bit of fun http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/index.htm enjoy.

Egor

Decomratic Congress 100 Hours plus on

Now that the first 100 hours has come and gone for the democratic controlled congress just what can we expect for the next 2 years?

Well, higher inflation, more unemployment, higher taxes, and not very much in the way of intelligence. How do we know this?

Because this is what we get every time we have a democratic controlled congress, every time.

That is how we see it. Remember what ever you were going to do in January, better get it done soon the month is all but over.

Egor