Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Millions For Defence - Unused - Untested.

The United States spent millions on defence and never used the capabilities of the fortifications.

Learn more:
http://www.nps.gov/goga/nike-missile-site.htm

Later.

Egor.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Humans = Global Warming - False

If you think Al "the sky is falling" Gore got Global Warming Wong, you are not alone. "31,000 Scientists Debunk Al Gore and Global Warming" . The are not not politicians, and they think he is full, of umm well, hot air.

Read more:
http://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/al_gore_global_warming/2008/05/19/97307.html

Now what have we been saying all along? We knew we are right, now we have proof.

That's how we see it!.

Egor

Monday, May 05, 2008

Sea lions found shot dead on Columbia River!

Oregon makes the National news - again - look at the link below.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24457199/

Be nice if we could be viewed in a little less violent light.

That's our thoughts.

Egor

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Two Year Anniversary!!

This Blog is now 2 years old and in that length of time, we have had 1,199 visits.

This is also Baseball season, get your stats here http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/standings/index.jsp, and watch Arizona! They have the best starts in of either league. Though we are partial to the New York Yankees.

Egor

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

From the "what if" department. this was sent to us and we thought it worth our time to place here. What if Costello bought a computer from Abbott?

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou..
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOT T: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START"...........

Egor

Monday, April 28, 2008

PETA Kills Liberated Animals

Read the link blow before giving money to PETA. It appears that they kill most of the animals that they liberate.

http://www.newsweek.com/id/134549

Go figure.

Egor

Money Money Money

Want to know how much the Feds are gonna give ya? check this out. http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=177937,00.html

No idea how they finance this stuff, prehaps they shouldn't have collecgted taxes this year?


That is How we see it.

Egor

Friday, April 11, 2008

The Walrus Tale

The Walrus Tale
An Original Poem Written By Sherman Lackey
(With Profuse Apologies To Lewis Carol)

“The time has come”, the Walrus said, “to assonate the King
He has had four long years to correct things and has done nothing!”
A Clam close by piped up, trying not to be annoying,
With all of the security surrounding him how will it be done without warning?

The Walrus stopped in his tracks and placing his left hand in his pocket,
Took out a Cuban Cigar, which he lit from the lighter from his right hand pocket.
Puffing ever so quickly, his hands clasped behind his back,
He began a slow walk Down to the large rock and back.

Looking the Clam in the eye, making the poor fellow quite nervous,
The Walrus asked if this was true, all of the clams said, Yes!” in a chorus.
“What shall we do then?” mused the walrus,
A worried look upon his puss.

Seeing the commotion upon the beach
A Sea turtle popped up in the surf, just out of reach.
After careful inquires of the Walrus and the Clams,
Reported that he had a plan.

“This will end democracy for good”, The Turtle said,
“The beauty of it is you do not have to kill the king dead.”
Clams and Walrus looked each other in the eye,
“Surely”, said the Walrus, “you tell a lie!”

“We must elect HRC to be king and then
She will force everyone to obey, or lock them up in a pen”.
“Ah!” the Walrus replied, “All she has to do is convince the people,
And she will be king, cunning and able”.

Forced medical plan, giving in to the countries enemies,
She will be able to do what ever She darn well Pleases”.
“I like the way you think, clams don’t you agree?”
But looking around the Walrus found on the beach was only he.

Later.

Egor

Friday, March 14, 2008

In Honor Of St Pat

Oh father dear, I oft-times hear you speak of Erin's isle
Her lofty hills, her valleys green, her mountains rude and wild
They say she is a lovely land wherein a saint might dwell
So why did you abandon her, the reason to me tell.
Oh son, I loved my native land with energy and pride
Till a blight came o'er the praties; my sheep, my cattle died
My rent and taxes went unpaid, I could not them redeem
And that's the cruel reason why I left old Skibbereen.

Oh well do I remember that bleak December day
The landlord and the sheriff came to take us all away
They set my roof on fire with their cursed English spleen
I heaved a sigh and bade goodbye to dear old Skibbereen.

Your mother too, God rest her soul, fell on the stony ground
She fainted in her anguish seeing desolation 'round
She never rose but passed away from life to immortal dream
She found a quiet grave, me boy, in dear old Skibbereen.

And you were only two years old and feeble was your frame
I could not leave you with my friends for you bore your father's name
I wrapped you in my cóta mór in the dead of night unseen
I heaved a sigh and bade goodbye to dear old Skibbereen.

Oh father dear, the day will come when in answer to the call
All Irish men of freedom stern will rally one and all
I'll be the man to lead the band beneath the flag of green
And loud and clear we'll raise the cheer, Revenge for Skibbereen!

Cheers!

Egor

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Truth – The First Causality of a Campaign

In the "truth hurts" department:

Obama Campaign - calls H.R.C. a “Monster” which is not a fable. The result is that the person that told the truth no longer has a job.

HRC campaign – “"If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. And if he was a woman (of any color) he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept." The result is that the person that told the truth no longer has a job.


Moral of the story, if you are running fro president of the United States do not allow anyone to tell the truth. This is, after all, an election year.


That is how I see it.


Egor

Friday, February 22, 2008

It Is To Laugh

Deep in the forest, there once lived a toad and each morning this toad would look in to the pond and marvel at his looks. He was such a looker; everyone said so, made even more striking by his rich mane of fur.

One day he noticed some little brown spots in his mane and these spots made him worry about his looks. Everyday there were more spots in his main and then these spots began to get bigger.

Alarmed at these events he finally decided to go to the doctor in order to determine what was wrong. The doctor made some tests and then gave the toad some medicine for his condition.

“What is wrong with me?” Moaned the toad.
“Well”, replied the doctor, “You seem to have Toad Mane poisoning.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Kill A salmon – Feed A Bird

The endangered salmon in the Columbia River are being devoured by the boatload, eaten for lunch and dinner by birds. Yummy in the tummy mummy!

The endangered salmon program is providing millions of fish as food which in turn means that millions for fish don’t come back to spawn. The result of the endangered fish act it s make the fish even more endangered by hastening their extinction.

Oh but we have a plan! Read on, McDuffie, read on!

Egor
http://nctimes.com/articles/2007/11/10/news/state/16_39_4211_9_07.txt

Friday, January 11, 2008

At Last An Affordable Car

Want to drive the eviro's nuts? Show them a nice little affordable car from India. Over 2.3 million expected to sell to the masses!

http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5gZ9t0K8xidKzz7rtkrB6Xye0LNcQ

For what it is worth, in out solar system there is a planet that gets rays from our sun. It is frozen solid CO2. How come it isn't warm if CO2 keeps in the heat?

That is how we see it.

Egor

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Cry Baby For President!

Yesterday in New Hampshire one HRC broke down almost in tears. Just what r need a cry baby president! To paraphrase a noted actor in a obscure film "There is no crying, no crying in politics, no crying!

Just what this country needs and must be part of the "change" they are all taking about. I can't envision G. Washington T. Roosevelt W. Wilson H.Hover breaking down during the campaign.

To view this mess we have a link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qgWH89qWks&eurl=http://tailrank.com/posts/source/2533274790396996/youtube.com

Vote for Blubbers! I don't think so.

That is our opinion.

Egor

Saturday, January 05, 2008

Why Iowa Does Not Matter

In the presidential race Iowa really does not matter because the front-runner was determined as soon as HRC settled in New York and became a senator. In fact for the past eight years the DNC has been abiding their time in order to run HRC as president of the US of A.

What all the brew haha is a bout is finding a running mate that can be groomed for the next election after this one. So the focus here is less on who will the DNC run for president, that is pre-determined to be HRC, and more on who will be best for the second position.

That is how we see it.

Egor

Monday, December 31, 2007

Happy New Year

2007 is gone and 2008 is here.

Happy New Year


Egor

Friday, December 28, 2007

The Peace Of Islam

The next time someone you know, or do not know, says how “peaceful” Islam is remind them of the assignation of Bhutto. A woman, unarmed, not a threat to anyone in particular gunned down proving what we have known all along. Islam is more likely to kill non-combatants, women and children than in killing solders of any military machine.

Weather it is the twin towers of 9-11, bombings in Oklahoma, or bombings against a countries consulate the number of women and children out numbers solders they have killed on the battle fields.

So tell me again how begin the religion of Islam is, this slayer of the innocent, the butcher of the masses.

That is our opinion, which the Second Amendment says we can have.

Egor

Monday, December 24, 2007

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas 2007 - may your holiday be a good one!

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Thoughts That In 51 Muslim Countries Will Get You Killed

In keeping with the season we present this thought: Christianity is the only religion on the planet that is all about redemption and not about the forced compliance of holiness.
That’s how I see it.

Egor

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Santa And The DHS

Again this year Santa has teamed with the NSA to find out who is naughty and who is nice, though there is also a new wrinkle. It seems that the Department Of Homeland Security and the Federal Aviation Administration have also forced offers of assistance.

They want to know who is receiving what, how much, the prices paid, the selections that were not filled and all personal; data from Santa’s Christmas list.

In an corporation exchange Santa has given his secrets of how he manages to:


  • Go into houses that have no chimneys.
  • Land both his reindeer and his slay on pitched roofs.
  • Cover the entire globe in a single night, including the International Date Line.
  • Pack all of the gifts for everyone in a single bag without setting the level of gravity in the sleigh off.
Additional secrets involving the other elves will remain secret for now however all of YOUR personal information has been given up already.

Here is to Christmas paranoia!

Egor